Highy vocal pint-sized right winger Duncan Walsh is not only well-known for releasing exciteable high-pitched squeels from the right wing (I’m freeeeeee!), but also squeels excitably for popular local indie band, The Watanabes. Off the stage, Diddy Duncan loves to make lung busting runs down the wing before whipping in world class crosses into no one in particular. Sometimes known as ‘The Ice Man’ on account of his unique ability to freeze in front of goal, Duncan has also been compared on more than occasion to ex-Liverpool midfielder David Thompson. Know him? Neither did we. Sadly Duncan reached his footballing peak at the age of fourteen when he Well, even if your hopes of rock superstardom or a professional football career are now long since gone, perhaps you should consider a career in football journalism Duncan – this match report ain’t too bad!