With his safe hands, sensible distribution and ‘solar sex panel’, Graham’s a dead ringer for former Norwich and England keeper John Ruddy. Graham’s not only saved BFC on many occasions with some outstanding stops and brave interventions, but also kept us all amused with his witticisms and dry sense of humour. Living so far from his native East Anglia, perhaps it’s no surprsie that Graham also has a strong sense of adventure about him. Reminiscent of Rene Higuita in his prime, Graham loves nothing more than to venture from his area during a game of futsal and attempt dazzling dribbles and audacious chips from distance, often with some success. Possessing ‘the pace of Jan Mølby and the awareness of Aaron Lennon’, Graham describes his primary footballing strength as his punctuality, and his greatest weakness as ‘Premium Malts’. Once missing TWO penalties in the same penalty shootout, Graham claims that he is ‘much better at hockey’, which seems perfectly plausible when one considers his kamikaze courage in goal.